No Pants Night
Watch it, or we'll cancel 'No Pants Night'.
Where are those cheese buns? Hey! Did you eat both of those cheese buns?"
Um, ya, sorry, I was hungry.
Really? Both of them?
Sorry. I didn't mean to.
Of course you meant to. You ate them. You have to mean to eat something.
I'm sorry. Do you love me?
Ya, but slightly less now that I know you ate both of those fucking cheese buns.
Watch it, or we'll cancel 'No Pants Night'.
Relationships are full of compromise. That's what people say, but it reveals such a small part of the truth.